This is not a soft, healing reading.
This is:
👉 who’s thinking about you
👉 who’s acting weird
👉 what’s coming in FAST
👉 where the drama / glow-up is
👉 what you don’t see coming
Think: astrology meets group chat gossip but psychic.
🌶️ WHAT THE READING INCLUDES (keep it tight but juicy)
7–9 cards total (perfect for $20)
Overall Energy of May
The vibe. Are we thriving or spiraling (or both)?
Love / Attention Energy
Who’s coming toward you
Who’s watching
Who’s lowkey obsessed but quiet
The Plot Twist
The unexpected moment/event
The “Why Are They Like This?” Card
Someone’s behavior decoded (people LOVE this)
Money / Work Energy
Quick but 3D (money in/out, opportunity, stress point)
Main Character Moment
Where you win / glow up / get validated
The Warning
What to avoid (person, habit, decision)
What You Don’t See Coming
Stack 2–3 cards here for drama