🐍 SERPENTINE ASTROLOGY™
Your Full Shadow Blueprint — PDF Report
Price: $111.11
Step into the underworld of your birth chart.
Not the cute sun-sign stuff.
Not the Pinterest astrology fluff.
This is shadow astrology—the raw, unfiltered decoding of the placements that shape your wounds, power, money patterns, relationship cycles, and karmic path.
This is where we find the part of you that had to break, burn, shapeshift, and resurrect.
This is Serpentine Astrology™,
and it’s not for the faint of heart.
🔥 WHAT YOU RECEIVE (PDF Report, 12–20 pages)
Your Full Shadow Blueprint decodes:
🜁 Chiron — Your Core Wound
Where you’ve been cracked open.
Where the healing is non-negotiable.
Where your greatest medicine lives.
☾ Black Moon Lilith — Your Suppressed Power
Where you’ve been shamed, silenced, misunderstood.
Your dark feminine.
Your rage, seduction, rebellion, brilliance.
✦ Saturn — The Karmic Restrictor
Where you feel blocked or delayed.
Your lifelong initiation.
The “why” behind every frustrating cycle.
☉ Pluto — The Death/Rebirth Portal
Your underworld descent, breaking point, and phoenix identity.
Where your power scares even you.
❍ South Node — Past-Life Patterns
The behaviors you fall back into when you’re scared.
Your karmic baggage, soul contracts, inherited wounds.
✸ 8th House Shadows
Sex, power, control, money entanglements, betrayal themes, ancestral trauma.
✹ 12th House Shadows
Your subconscious patterns, self-undoing, spiritual tests, hidden fears.
↯ Retrogrades in Your Chart
Where energy turns inward, slows down, or rewrites itself.
✦ Intercepted Houses & Signs
Where your power hides until you reclaim it consciously.
⟡ Your Shadow Assignment
The wound you’re here to transform,
the pattern you’re here to shatter,
the identity you’re here to grow into.
🌙 WHAT YOU WALK AWAY WITH
✔ The origin of your biggest wound
✔ The subconscious pattern blocking love, money, or purpose
✔ Your karmic inheritance (from past lives + family line)
✔ Your repeating relationship lessons
✔ Your money & power shadow
✔ Why you shut down, sabotage, or freeze
✔ How your body holds your trauma
✔ HOW to break the pattern (step-by-step)
✔ The identity you shift into once it’s integrated
✔ Rituals + shadow prompts based on YOUR chart
✔ A blueprint you’ll return to again and again
This report becomes your map, your medicine, and your permission slip.
🩸 WHO THIS IS FOR
• shadow workers
• healers
• creatives
• witches
• spiritual badasses
• anyone ready to stop reliving the same karmic loop
• anyone who wants REAL explanations for their patterns
• anyone ready to step into the version of themselves they keep dreaming about
If you’re craving clarity, closure, rebirth, and a distinctly witchy psychological awakening…
This is your next step.